Running Amok in the Store

I shouldn't have to post this one, but I will for all of my faithful readers.

I must insist that anyone who is not in the store or on store grounds to purchase a typewriter, or to otherwise shop for typewriters and accessories, may NOT run into the store and scream and yell.

Twice this past weekend, and three times last week, several people came running into my typewriter store while yelling and waving their arms in a wild manner. They didn't touch anything, and as far as I know they didn't steal anything, but it was disturbing, to say the least. Fortunately, no customers were in the store at the precise times they were doing that.

But who's to say I won't be so lucky next time? I may be in the middle of making a (much-needed) sale when these mad men and women come barging in and disrupt my business. It would certainly scare off anyone who isn't ready for it, I assure you.

So please, PLEASE, do not come into my store and run around wildly. It's my new rule.

Thanks.