Tomorrow is the big day...

...and I'm not nearly ready for it. I've spent huge amounts of money on the new store, getting it presentable for customers, and it's still not in top shape. It will get there eventually, but the people who walk in tomorrow will not see the store in its best form.

No matter. I will still smile warmly, introduce myself to everyone, show off my expertise, and do my best to turn tomorrow's visitors into lifelong satisfied clients.

I will open the doors promptly at 8:00 am, just as I normally do in Alta Coma. Speaking of which, the Alta Coma store will be staffed tomorrow by my new employee, Jacob Gray, who will be there ready to answer all of your typewriter questions, and take care of you.

The new era begins! And boy, am I nervous.